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(Source: amultitudeofsins)
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A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.
That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.
op change your url this is fucking fantastic
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What kind of noise is that??
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exCUSE ME
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i’m barely even alive im just here clicking buttons
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Good tweet is good.


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vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal
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Yoo thisss man has the ability to sell a rich man a penny… I swear!!! 😭😭😭😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
braaaaahhhhhhh i would buy 50 of whatever hes selling, on the spot ma nigga
I literally would buy anything that he was selling lmfao
“You Go Back & Forth Like A Argument” 😂😂
“If it’s darker than me and don’t pay the bills it shouldn’t be there” 😂😂😂😂 all jokes aside he has a gift.
Let me get 3 orders of the hbo package please, because this young man is gifted
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this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!
ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!
(Source: cuphead)



